I kid, I kid
But really...
I came across this on etsy the other day and found this slightly humorous in more ways that one. Lucky for guys (or so you dont feel left out) there is a female version too! The online shop of gnomesweeetgnome is the great inventors of this creation- and I think you should check them out!
"Forget giving your friend a boring card when you can give her/him a boyfriend for nearly the same price.
Your very own Boyfriend in a Bottle has arrived.
Each Boyfriend comes in his own tiny bottle home, equipped with a cork, string, and eye pin-- for your carrying and hanging pleasure.
He is then packed safely with sawdust in a miniature, rough cut crate that is sealed with a packing label. Many candidates were interviewed, but only those with a 5 star rating and sweet temperament were approved as Boyfriends.
Just as in life, the look of your Boyfriend is by random chance. If you have a particularly picky person to please, we can check our Boyfriend roster and see who is up for a wardrobe, body, or hair change ($8 will be added to bribe the Boyfriend into changing)."
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